ever had that secret that you just didn't want to keep? that crush that you just couldn't bring yourself to chat up? a biological parent that you looked up and found but don't want to meet because of bottled-up anger and insecurites? can't summon the strength to confront that cheating spouse? in love with your second-cousin's friend's maid? look no further.
i will say everything you've always wanted to say, be it a proposal, a confrontation or even a menu order. please leave a comment with all the necessary information regarding who, what, when, where, etc.
there is a small matter of fee, but that can be arranged with the interested parties at our leisure and depending on the quality of work required.
*all values in Canadian + expenses
proposals:
>casual - $2.15
>romantic - $20.00
>athletic event - $12.50
break-ups:
>phone - $1.25
>letter/email - $0.25
>personal:
>>your home - $12.47
>>his/her home - $18.76
>>neutral - $4.13
confessions of sin:
>idolatry - $136.78
>adultery - $0.27
>murder - $6.66
and many more...
27.5.04
slip inside my dreams...
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LOL! oh oh! you read my mind....=P
a wha?
hehehahahehe =D
what are you talking about?
nothing of course. what are YOU talking about? O.o
what did i read?
ooh, you have a new template thingy thinger thing. =) SO GING. hehe.
what? i'm confused now. what DID you read? =S...muahahaahaha?
apparently i read your mind?
haha. aren't you telepathic? ;) [is that the right word? =P]
yes. but only on tuesdays.
and why only on tuesdays? =|
i'm busy on other days.
only on tuesdays do i have butter.
*shaking head*
:P
ewww, butter? why not margarine? =D
a pat of butter for the poor?
a wee bit mo' porridge for the hungry?
a half-pence for a shine?
wanna wash my shoes? =)
spit polish
spit polish? ewwwwww. i wouldn't want spit on MY shoes. geeeez. =P i don't have to pay you do i?
shouldna asked fer da shine den, missey. now yous got gobs o' spit an yer perdy lil' feet an nowhere t'go.
butter. ooh, use butter as shine. it works conveniently.
and tastes much better than spit.
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