maybe she's born with it...

what have i done with the month of may?
slacked; stayed up like a dead baby, slept like a dead baby; bought a cow bell, but not for myself; glorious hail mary touchdowns; hockeyed, boy howdy, i hockeyed; did some finances; cheered when i found my calculus mark to be well above 50, grimaced when i found my physics mark to be well below 90, grinned when i found my astronomy mark to be well above 80, laughed when i found my algebra mark to be higher than last year's; did some acting, screwed up some acting; pianoed; watched Angel die an undeserved early death, watched the Leafs tee off undeservedly early, watched Amy kiss Ephram, watched Chloe blow up, watched Yugi defeat Marik, watched two minutes of WB superstar USA; fell in love with Amelie; finally started a blog and promptly loaded it with pokemon and toilet pictures; drove using hand signals; partied heartily with my good buddies; got shot at with fireworks; started lvl. 100 battle tower; changed my wallpaper; left my wife of two months to live a life of sin with emma watson. hey-oh.