i called up my friend the good angel...

ever get the feeling that somebody is out there watching your every move? and providing snide commentary to your life story? like some ethereal DVD...

oh, that was silly. why in the world would anyone try to flush THAT down such a small toilet?

no! rewind! i went to the bathroom and missed out! accursed bladder!

you should have attacked with your buster blader. his face-down card was nothing but a mystical space typhoon.

... and so on. so when i'm down here on earth, screwing up,
what does God banter about with JC and the HS about?

G: whup. sin. sin. there he goes again. [sigh]. there's
another one. oh, now that one is totally a sin.
J: yo, G, you want me to go forgive him?
H: he gots ta ask first, yo.
J: he's askin'.
G: [nods sagely]

d00d that would be so awesome.

she said that she'd love to come help but
the sea would electrocute us all...