SCRUBS: 1.11 "My Own Personal Jesus"

J.D.'s Narration: Childbirth has been so romanticized.... I guess because if people really knew the truth....

*fantasy*

50s Educational Film
Jackie and Randy are beaming, waving.

Narrator: Congratulations! You're expecting! Don't worry - your doctor will tell you everything you need to know!

J.D. steps into camera shot in a lab coat and horn-rim glasses.

Narrator: Hi, Doctor!

J.D.: You'll fart, pee, puke, and poop in front of ten complete strangers who'll be staring intently at your vagina - which, by the way, has an eighty percent chance of tearing! [thumbs up]

Jackie: [to Randy] You do it.

*end fantasy*