Single men are being warned to bin their Harry Potter books if they want to attract the opposite sex while on holiday.
The fantasy novels are a big turn-off for girls, warns a new survey by publishers Penguin, who say Potter and The Lord Of The Rings books are the worst reads to pack in your suitcase this summer reports the Daily Star.
If men want to impress ladies on the beach, then Nick Hornby or Emily Bronte are the best bets.
Sex and relationship expert Tracey Cox said: "On a beach, with so little on, a book can tell you far more about someone than their choice of swimming trunks or a beach towel.
"Pick a classic and woman will swoon at your sensitive nature."
shoot. better not tell anyone about my cho chang shrine and crush on emma watson.
27.9.04
Harry Potter books don't impress women
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my beach towel has the CN Tower on it =D
i am a revolving restaurant. see the city, from 1815 ft. up.
and i thought YOU of all people would understand. =(
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