well, that was different.

mostly for the benefit of female readers, please be warned that the following is not kosher blogging material and is only written for it's obtuse hilarity. the following is in no way intended to make you sit with a straight face. on the humour scale of class, this is about as low as it goes (right down there with spontaneous combustion due to bowel gas and dropping soap) , thus i will try to spin it as refinedly as possible.
highlight at your own discretion:
you know how sometimes when limbs "fall asleep" you get pins and needles? i had the misfortune of having my penis fall asleep in that very same way as i was sitting. i can only attribute the cause to prolonged penile inactivity.
at first i thought a drawstring was positioned improperly within my shorts, but a quick mental check of the design of my shorts - drawstrings on the outside - spared me the checkup - or checkdown, as would have been the case.
generally the first reaction to any sleeping limb is to massage it awake. i opted for a discrete prod of the narcoleptic organ instead and found it to be oddly unfeeling. curiouser and curiouser.
before i could investigate further, i.e. visual inspection, i felt the urge to empty my bladder. in the process of doing so, the aforementioned sleepy-head (pun very much intended) was wakened and all was right with the world once again.