4.3.13

Duty Calls

You are being summoned for the purpose of jury selection in accordance with the provisions of section 19 of the Juries Act...
I received the summons back in January, and answered those summons today. Unbeknownst to me was that the minimum duration for jury selection is one week. I thought I'd just be sitting there today, waiting to be called, deemed fit/unfit for duty, and that would be that. Having gone through the process now, I can see why they keep you there for a week.

It. Is. Tedious.

The adherence to procedure borders on liturgical, and requires a lot of sitting, listening, and occasionally, some public speaking. Basically it's everything they train you to do in elementary school.

So you've been summoned. Here's what it's like:

Provided that you are eligible to serve jury duty, show up at the courthouse in your jurisdiction (your city of residence). It will be clearly marked on the summons what location, day, and time you are to arrive. Bring your summons notice with you.

Pro tip #1: go there 30 min. earlier than the request time. Courthouse entry is security screened (like the airport), so there will be a lineup to enter, especially on the first day when all the jury candidates show up for the same requested time.

Pro tip #2: bring something to occupy yourself because it is going to be a lot of sitting and waiting, followed by sitting and listening. Bring snacks while you're at it, and anything you'd need to stay awake, or stave off headaches/incontinence/diarrhea.

On your summons will be displayed your juror number, and panel number. Usually there are about 4 panels of jurors (groups). Each panel will be called up at some point during the day to attend a trial's juror selection process. This is repeated until you're either serving jury duty in a trial, or the week of selection is up. Even if you don't get selected, it will count as having served jury duty and you will be exempt for the next three years. Keep your summons as proof because sometimes they summon you again.

The selection process is the fun, but also tedious part. At the beginning of each selection process, the judge will dutifully describe each and every step for you, along with an introductory spiel about what an interesting and rewarding honour it is to perform your civic duty.

Juror numbers/names are drawn from the pool by the registrar of the trial. Selected jurors have a chance to state their reasons for exemption to the judge if they should require it. The judge and counsel decide relatively quickly whether or not the exemption is granted. The counsel teams get a chance to assess each juror candidate. If both counsellors declare they are content with this choice, that candidate becomes part of the jury. If either one of the counsellors declares a challenge, the candidate is vetoed out and is off the selection panel for that trial.

They repeat this process until they have the required number of jurors. Civil cases only require 6 jurors. Criminal cases require 12 jurors, and that process is subject to additional checks and balances. Juror candidates are first assessed by a miniature jury of their juror peers (also selected by random draw) to determine if they are acceptable for candidacy. Then the candidate faces the accused and the counsellors read that reaction to determine whether they are content, or would like to challenge the appointment.

Everyone I sat beside today got selected. I was eventually selected for candidacy in a criminal case today, but was rebuffed on the final opportunity by the defense attorney. Thanks! Four more days to go!

23.2.13

Kitchen Knives

Kristen surprised me earlier this year with an excellent gift (for our anniversary, my birthday, Christmas, etc.). She snuck over to KNIFE one day and picked up a starter set of water stones and a gift certificate for a sharpening class with the proprietor of the store, Eugene.

credit: Spotlight Toronto

This past Wednesday, we made the trip downtown to attend the 2-3 hour private lesson to get a rundown of the basics of water stone (or whetstone) sharpening with Japanese knives. I had watched countless hours of sharpening videos leading up to this and it made a big difference to see it in person, feel the blade and stone feedback, and receive expert direction on the spot. We got to put some new life into a couple of Kristen's mom's worn down blades as well.

16.2.13

Military Diet - Day 3

Day 3:

As a result of my adventure yesterday with so much cottage cheese, vegetables, and Asian lactose intolerance, I made a poo mountain this morning (no photos -- you're welcome). It was peppered with carrot chunks (because I did not chew excessively) and looked like a decent chili.

Breakfast: 1 slice of cheese, 5 saltine crackers, 1 small apple

8:40 am - No egg =(
8:42 am - cheese with crackers tastes pretty good with water.

Summary: This day looks like it will be relatively lame overall.

Lunch: 1 slice of bread, 1 egg

12:00 pm - EGG! on toast! I have good toast.

Summary: Egg is satisfying.

4:39 pm - I am very hungry now. Only an hour to go until tuna.

Dinner: 1 cup of tuna, 1/2 a banana, 1 cup of vanilla ice cream

5:09 pm - So hungry that I ate the banana first to tide me over
5:30 pm - Cooking the copious amount of tuna with a pan.

Summary: That's a lot of tuna. And now I'm done.

15.2.13

Military Diet - Day 2

Day 2:

Breakfast: 1 egg, 1 slice of bread, 1/2 a banana

8:50 am - to eat boiled egg whole, or not to eat boiled egg whole...
8:55 am - I don't like to live on bread alone.
8:57 am - I should not be a food photographer

Summary: If (when) I do this again, I will distribute the yolk better.

Lunch: 1 cup of cottage cheese, 1 hard boiled egg, 5 saltine crackers

1:45 pm - This was the meal I dreaded the most. 5 saltines? not an even number? 1 whole cup of cottage cheese?
1:51 pm - Cottage cheese is not half bad... It's got cheese lumps that remind me of poutine curds. Is there a poutine diet?
1:55 pm - Cottage cheese is whey good as a saltine cracker dip.

Summary: 1 cup of cottage cheese really feels like 2 cups towards the end.

Dinner: 2 hot dogs, 1 cup of broccoli, 1/2 cup of carrots, 1/2 a banana, 1/2 cup of vanilla ice cream

6:30 pm - hot dog good

Summary: hot dog good

14.2.13

pocketfish Returns: Military Diet - Day 1

Pocketfish hasn't been closed down due to inactivity yet! So I'm going to add some activity.

Today, I started the Military Diet. It is a US government sanctioned three day meal plan to get soldiers to meet weight requirements using a precisely calculated and chemically compatible set of foods. There is the potential to lose up to 10 lbs after those three days without strenuous exercise. I will be logging the meals and any interesting notes -- interesting to me, that is-- that might come up.


Why am I doing this? Because it looked like a useful challenge. Each meal comes out to under $3. I do feel (and look) a bit flabby. The only item that looks like suffering might be the tub of cottage cheese I'm slated to eat for Day 2's lunch.

Day 1:

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 cup of tea/coffee, 1 slice of bread, 2 tbsp of peanut butter

8:35 am - I went with green tea. This is more of breakfast than I normally eat.
9:51 am - My burps smelled funky with the mix of grapefruit and peanut butter. It was otherwise delicious.

Summary: I really like grapefruit. It was well chosen, and supremed.

Lunch: 1/2 cup of tuna, 1 cup of tea/coffee, 1 slice of bread

12:34 pm - Eating tuna out of a can like a hobo (with a can opener), and an open-faced mayo-less tuna sandwich.
12:37 pm - I miss mayo already.
12:40 pm - There is a marked difference between toasted tuna, and straight-from-the-can tuna.
1:00 pm - Is it okay to not drink the tuna can juice?

Summary: I hope I don't smell like tuna all day. I am looking forward to that half steak for dinner.

Dinner: 3 oz of meat, 1 cup of green beans, 1 small apple, 1/2 a banana, 1 cup of vanilla ice cream

6:10 pm - Angus Inside Round Steak, baby
$7 for half a kilogram of steak, but $3 off because it's best before date is today

6:34 pm - There is so much steak left (for after!) 3oz is only 1/6 of the package.

6:45 pm - Fruit is an excuse to knife things

Summary: I like steak.

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