Aglaonema

I have a potted plant sitting behind me, by the window (I have a window now!). It is some kind of house fern. My Boss named it Sherman because I am my brother's keeper.

I use one glass per week for all the drinks that I drink during the workdays, be they breakfast beverages or simply water.

Sometimes I get more water than I want. The next day, that water goes to Sherman.

There is a large jug of water that someone left at a softball game one day that I kept in my trunk for a good 5 months. It now sits under my desk and I use it to water the plant.

My life is average.