i heard the best chemistry riddle today...

What would be more likely to dissolve in water, a bear from Alberta or a bear from Nunavut? Answer: a bear from Nunavut, because it would be a polar bear.

if you liked that one, you might be tickled by this.

[edit]browsing about, i found something very mindboggling and hilarious. some guy wrote a personal ad on craigslist mathematically proving why you should go out with him. inspired by Dating Pools.[/edit]

[another edit]okay, just one more for tonight.[/another edit]