Day 15 at St. Florence: Siiiiiiiick

i managed to go to school today, though i probably should've just called in sick. i wasn't able to speak until about 11:30 am, so i relegated myself to working in the corner, stapling and labeling folders for next year's grade ones or photocopying stuff.

my teacher forgot her purse at home this morning, so her husband, my program coordinator at UTSC, had to drive it up.

student 1 - "Mrs. D---, was that your husband?"
mrs. d--- - "Yes it was."
student 1 - "I thought that was your grandfather!"
student 2 - "I thought he was your dad!"
mrs. d--- - "i will let him know, it will give him a good laugh."

for your reference: he looks like Colonel Sanders, but with a full beard.


[EDIT: 9:17 pm]
on a shallower note:
my abs have never been sexier than they are now, and they were plenty sexy to begin with according to the Ladies ("Fred, Harmony... the girls in Transcription"). no need for special diets or exercise; firmer abs are a natural by-product of trying to invert your bronchial tubes.