vulnerable like a starfish under a hat

if you don't shake enough, and if your underwear isn't absorbant enough, it will run down your leg a bit.

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caffeine before bed will keep you up at night and make you think you should talk to that fetching young lady right away about just how fetching she is. and then you get hit in the face.

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for men:
it is okay to cry a) on your wedding day; b) when the leafs win the cup.
it is not okay to cry a) after your wedding night thing (and subsequent things); b) when the leafs don't make the playoffs.

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determining your gender:
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word Darcy?

if you said, "Darcy Tucker" you are male.


if you said, "Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice" you are female.


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i got an invitation to a company christmas party dinner on november 18 that said my name and 'guest' and it made me want to get a guest to bring with me.

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i like reading margaret atwood and alice munro. they are secret windows into the female mind and i'm peeping ^.^
i don't like reading dan brown or about what dan brown wrote. he should be defenestrated.