30.10.06

Questionable Content: Innuendo

on Sheppard Ave, between Brimley and Midland, there is a 'massage parlour' in the green-roofed plaza (congee king, pho ha). it is called Pink Rose Massage Spa. it has mirrored out windows. there are two neon signs on the windows that say OPEN or MASSAGE in garish colours, flanking the door on either side. on the door itself there is a message that reads:

ALSO YOU CAN ENTER
THE BACK DOOR

i kid you not.

i wanted to take a picture of it, but as sherm was posing in front of the door, it opened. i was fully expecting a heavily made-up chinese woman in a sleeveless cheong-sam (long dress) with her hair done up in a bun and chopsticks. instead, a tall and oddly portly caucasian woman opened the door and said, "you guys are losers."

2 comments:

ten said...

chahahaha
did she know why you were taking a picture?

hoimin said...

i think it was pretty obvious why.

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