Barry on the bus

school bus, on the way back to the day care from wasaga beach:
Barry: oh man, i gotta take a big wizz!
Ms. Niki: too bad, you have to hold it.
Barry: *groan*
~ few minutes later ~
Barry: Ms. Niki! i gotta take a big wizz!
Ms. Niki: we're still too far away, go out the window.
Barry: i can't!
~ few more minutes later ~
Barry: crap! Jeff! finish your powerade! i need the bottle!
Jeff: i'm not done yet!
Bernard: here, Barry! [tosses bottle]
Barry: nobody look! i gotta wizz!
Ms. Niki: oh ew!
Barry: STOP LOOKING!
Herbert: EVERYBODY! BARRY'S TAKING A WIZZ!
Barry: STOP LOOKING!
Herman: you know, if everyone just keeps watching he won't go until we get back.
Barry: STOP LOOKING!
Ms. Niki: he's really doing it!
Everyone: eeew!
Barry: STOP LOOKING!!!
~ dootdedoot ~
Ms. Niki: i can't believe he actually peed into a bottle...
Herman: better, Barry?
Barry: oh yeah! [waves it around]
Herman: yo! keep that down! did you screw the lid on tight?
Barry: yeah [swirls]
~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ~
Herman: hey, lets hook his bottle up with the two leftover ones and give them to Byron, Bill and Isabelle... "oh, why is there less in this one?"
~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ~
Herman: powerade should rename the yellow one from 'lemon-lime' to 'essence of Barry' or 'Barry-blast'!
~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ~
Jeff: here, Barry [hands Barry small brown lump of candy]
Herman: hey, lets pop that into the bottle!
~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ~
Ms. Niki: oh my gosh!
Herman: what?
Ms. Niki: he put the wrapper in too.
Herman: that totally ruins the effect.
~ after disembarking ~
Herman: um, Barry threw out the bottle in the bus driver's garbage can...
Ms. Niki: [disbelief] what?!