perhaps i should feather my bangs...

or you know, not sleep with wettish hair.

delxhair=curl(hair)=g*(integral(rho)dV-dw/dt)
where hair(r,t,p)=(r*cos(p)*sin(t),r*sin(p)*sin(t),r*cos(t)), p:[0,2pi], t:[-pi/4,3pi/4],
rho(r)=n(hairs)/(surface area of scalp) is the hair density
and w(T)=volume(h2o)-0.482exp((T^2)/humidity) is the wetness of the hair at time T.

smile

n.

1. A facial expression characterized by an upward curving of the corners of the mouth and indicating pleasure, amusement, or derision.
2. A pleasant or favorable disposition or aspect.

v. smiled, smil·ing, smiles
v. intr.

1. To have or form a smile.
2. 1. To look with favor or approval: Fortune smiled on our efforts.
   2. To express cheerful acceptance or equanimity: We smiled at the bad weather and kept going.

v. tr.

1. To express with a smile: Grandmother smiled her consent.
2. To effect or accomplish with or as if with a smile.

[From Middle English smilen, to smile, probably of Scandinavian origin. See smei- in Indo-European Roots.]

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the helmet is for my narcolepsy.
the retainer is because i'm arachibutyrophobic.

one must first empty a cracked jar before fixing it.