you broke my GAYDAR!

severe overload! emergency shutdown imminent!

Joan of Arcadia: 2.15

little girl God:and they all lived happily ever after. there's a surprise. heh, you guys really like that ending.

Joan: yeah, well, you have a better one?

little girl God: they all moved towards spiritual growth and enlightenment?

Joan: yeah, that's gonna work with the kids.

little girl God: ever notice that the guy always has to risk his life and girl is nearly dead when he finds her? it takes a kiss to wake her up and they ride off together. it's a nice metaphor.

Joan: for what?

little girl God: death and resurrection.

Joan: yeah, that's a fun party game

little girl God: it happens all the time. the illusion dies so that something deeper can take it's place.

Joan: are you saying that adam and i are an illusion?

little girl God: romance serves a purpose. it's a meditative state. it puts logic to sleep so that people can come together. otherwise, you guys probably wouldn't risk it.

Joan:why did you have to make love so complicated? i mean, could not one thing have been easy?

little girl God: love is big. it's a bright light in the universe. and a bright light casts a big shadow. so what do you want to do, Joan?

Joan: how am i supposed to know?

little girl God: by looking at it. real love is hard work. you have to decide if you want it in your story. or, if you'd rather just stay in the dream.

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Wouldn't You Like To Be A Herman Too?

Would You Give Someone Your Last Herman?
Please Don't Squeeze the Herman.
Have You Had Your Herman Today?
More Herman Please.
Dude, You're Getting a Herman!
I Wish I Were a Herman Weiner.

what are you drawing?

Napoleon: a liger.
Deb: what's a liger?
Napoleon: it's pretty much my favourite animal. its like a lion and tiger mixed, bred for it's skills in magic.