short skirt/long jacket

i want a girl with mind like a diamond
i want a girl who knows what's best
i want a girl with shoes that cut and-uh
eyes that burn like cigarettes

i want a girl with the right allocations
who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
she's playing with her jewelery; she's putting up her hair
she's touring the facility and picking up slack

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket

i want a girl who gets up early
i want a girl who stays up late
i want a girl uninteruppted prosperity
who uses a machete to cut through red tape

with fingernails that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
she is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
she is touring the facility and picking up slack

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long, long jacket

i want a girl with a smooth liquidation
i want a girl with good dividends
at city bank we will meet accidentally
we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

she wants a car with a cupholder armrest
she wants a car that will get her there
she's changing her name from kitty to karen
she's trading her MG for a white, chrysler labaron

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket

roadtrip

all times approximate

1000: picked up by arthur + perry
1018: picked up jacqueline
1023: sweet pea hand sanitizer
1030: picked up daniel
1120: edgewood!
1124: edgewood tour; pond!
1203: sup, pastor fred?
1241: guelph-bound
1326: wendy's lunch: jr. bacon cheeseburger(X2), biggie coke, leftover frosty
1415: university of guelph
1441: residence microwave finds a penny on its turn tray
1456: guelph bookstore
1514: toronto-bound
1539: wheeeeeeeeeee
1600: stuck in traffic
1615: perry dropped off
1624: home

comments:
- sweet pea = :)
- frosties make cokes bland
- a full car with 3/5 of the occupants fresh from eating chili nachos = :- arthur's girlfriend is NOT sandra :'( poor sandra.
- daniel was traumatized by children running across a street willy-nilly
- where is enrique's mole now?

children

"Her-man. You should email [Avril] everyday. That's how you get someone to marry you. You should marry Avril. Then you could be rich... and when you need to wipe your butt you won't have to, you just get the maid to do it for you."

"Herman, what colour is your underwear?"

"Why don't you watch wrestling? I like it when the blood pours down their faces. Then I know how Jesus felt when he was being crucified. What is more painful, wrestling or being crucified like Jesus?"

the girliest thing

reading a maragret atwood novel while taking a strawberry kiwi herbal foam bubble bath and wearing a fruit extract-with revitalizing minerals and vitamin formulae-pore opening facial mask with a towel wrap on to keep the freshly streaked hair dry while resting your neck on a folded purple terry cloth bath towel.

bad dream